Closet Romance Addict

Welcome, Fabulous Chaos Navigators and Lovers of a HEA!

Let’s be real: being a mom and spouse is like starring in the ultimate rom-com/dramedy—except instead of candlelit dinners, you’ve got cold chicken nuggets at 10 PM, and the only steamy scenes involve your toddler pouring an entire cup of milk onto your freshly mopped floor. (I have actually just let my kids eat the spilled whatever off the floor, so you’ll never get any judgement from me on that parenting front.) Throw in being a spouse and holding down a job or not, and you’ve basically unlocked the hardest level in the game of life. Congrats! Is it as fun as ‘they’ said it would be? 🙄

Enter this little corner of the internet: a portfolio blog made just for women like you—the romance readers, the chaos wranglers, the fierce-ass humans who can expertly wield a diaper bag while secretly swooning over fictional dukes, shifters, and billionaires.

Here, we’ll celebrate all things woman life (the messy, the hilarious, the heart-melting), while also diving into the swoon-worthy world of romance books. Need a recommendation for a book where the heroine gets swept off her feet while you’re folding endless piles of laundry? I’ve got you. Want tips on sneaking in a few pages of steamy reading between PTA meetings and work deadlines? Girl, same.

This blog is for the moms who’ve got one hand in a bag of Goldfish crackers and the other clutching their Kindle like it’s a fucking lifeline. It’s for the multitaskers who deserve a little happily-ever-after in their day—whether that’s in the pages of a book or the small, sweet moments of real life.

So grab your coffee (or wine, again no judgment here), settle into that one spot on the couch that isn’t covered in crumbs, and let’s navigate this wild, wonderful mess of life together. With a little humor, a lot of love, some always appropriate cussing, and maybe some shirtless Highlanders thrown in for good measure.

Welcome to the blog. Let’s make life—and reading—fun again.

PS, aren’t AI images fucking amazing?! I want to be that cool and chic looking sitting in car line.

PPS, Trigger warning; there will be cussing, sarcasm, lots of eye roll emojis, scandalous quotes and discussions, real woman/mom/spouse talk, and probably more that will offend. That’s why ‘Trigger warnings’ were invented. For the absolute fucking LOVE, if you are offended then stop reading! It’s the Internet, go find something that doesn’t raise your hackles.